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A Special Sort Of Torture

Does it seem to anybody else that when George W. Bush is speaking, he’s always on the verge of saying “… blah, blah, blah” or “… yadda, yadda, yadda.” Like he doesn’t see the value of public speaking or having to explain himself to other people. “We must establish a sustainable peace in the middle east because… blah, blah, blah. Look. We know what we’re doing. We’ll take care of business and when its all over, we’ll let you know how it went if that’s not too much of a threat to national security."

One other thing. It seems too, that when the president speaks, he must always be thinking about something else. Otherwise, his speech writing staff puts its periods and commas in very strange places.

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